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Joke of the Day

"So the other day i saw a beaver begging by the side d the river But I didn't give a dam"

"Warning: objects in your rear may feel larger than they they appear."

"What's the difference between a Russian bot and a sincere Trump supporter? One of them actually exists and the other *ees teepeecal Amyerikyan pyatriot*."

"Why didn't the two introverts go camping? Because it's two fucking in tents."

"I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough."

"I want to open a religious store called Mysterious Ways... ...just so I can watch God work."

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."

"It's my wife's birthday soon. She said she wanted something with diamonds so I got her a deck of cards."

"I thought up a color that doesn't exist... It's just a pigment of my imagination."

"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""