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Joke of the Day

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."

"What's the Syrian girl doing on the swing? Pissing off the sniper"

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a case of beer? He's okay. It was light beer."

"what do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll-up"

"I'm about two tissues away from shoving a tampon up my nose."

"Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven? A bannister always pays his deafs."

"Why does Oedipus hate to swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"

"What does a zombie conductor say? Traaaains."

"I'm gonna leave this world just like I came in, dawg! ""Yo, for sure. Kickin and screamin!"" Nah, brah. On a giant spaceship."

"What I learned from Titanic was that u need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person u like cause u never know what might happen."