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Joke of the Day

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."

"On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba? Infidelity"

"What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily? An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey"

"Damn girl, are you an ultrasound technician? Because I'd like to know what sex we're having."

"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"

"What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open? Ten-ish"

"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog."

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... ...then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids. - Jimmy Carr"

"A guy using Apple Maps walks into a bar... or maybe a hospital... possibly a church."

"What is the difference between an american and a canadian? 69 cents."