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Joke of the Day
"Warning: objects in your rear may feel larger than they they appear."
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"What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons? Jose and Hoseb"
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"How do you make a handkerchief dance? ....put a little boogie in it. :| I'm sorry."
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"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."
"When I was 6 my cousin stole my boomerang. The next day his parents died in a car crash. Andy, if you're reading this, I want my boomerang."
"How many people wrote ""anti-oepidus"" 1 3/5"
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