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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the two introverts go camping? Because it's two fucking in tents."
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"How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs? NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN"
"How do you get a fat girl into your bed? Piece of cake."
"I can't believe you ""accidentally"" let it slip into her butt! Dick move, asshole."
"The KKK was a conservationist group. They just wanted to put the monkeys back in the trees."
"The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn't bargain on ""bankrupt"" being an option."
"I thought my vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant. But it turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"
"Someone knocked at my door asking if I would like to donate to the children's home so I just chucked him a few kids"
"What does a perverted frog say ? Rubbit"
"'How I Met Your Mother'- is definitely The longest TED talk ever!"