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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Russian bot and a sincere Trump supporter? One of them actually exists and the other *ees teepeecal Amyerikyan pyatriot*."

"Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny? Because they Neverland"

"""How dare you judge her size..."" ""The woman has had three children!"" ""For lunch?"""

"A real woman can raise a child by herself, but a real man would never LET her"

"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan."

"A Ducks walks into a bar He orders a beer and says.......... put it on my tab."

"Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11? Cuz it has another 1"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja mon!"

"Why don't they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?"

"Everyone makes fun of Aquaman, but he's got it all figured out. He spends all day chilling in the water. His life is one big pool party."