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Joke of the Day
"I thought up a color that doesn't exist... It's just a pigment of my imagination."
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"I'm here to tell you the truth about Trump voters! [deluded]"
"""Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D."" ""What does Ph.D. stand for?"" ""in his case Pin-headed Dope."""
"Told this girl to text me when she got home.... I think she homeless. ----- I don't own this and I take no credit."
"There's a new Fast & Furious ride at Universal Studios I really hope I don't get Paul Walkers car"
"On ""Anne frankly"" and ""I did nazi that coming""... Those *Panzer* gettin`old"
"Sexy is when a woman is hot enough to flaunt it but chooses not to."
"What's a Grecian Urn? Nothing, they're bankrupt."
"What did the engineer say to the flood? Dam!"
"Is your pH 14? Cause you're a basic bitch"