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Joke of the Day
"I want to open a religious store called Mysterious Ways... ...just so I can watch God work."
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"What does a massage therapist with a speech impediment who moonlights as a dubstep dj do all day? Wub, wub, wubs."
"Welcome to Skagway where the population always remains the same. Every time a child is born, a man leaves town."
"What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men? Live Jasmine"
"I was in a job interview. ""What is your biggest strength?"" ""I am always on time."" ""And your biggest weakness?"" ""I get annoyed when my dealer is late."""
"I was cumming into a sock... when the guy wearing it was like WTF?!"
"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? Bird flu you get tweetment, swine flu you get oinkment."
"How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger? His mom is Thai and his dad is......."
"My new television is really hyperactive. It's an ADHDTV."
"Every year on Valentine's Day, I put a smile on my wife's face by taking down the Christmas tree."