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Joke of the Day

"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ? Reality. I'll show myself out now..."

"So I'm here at the wailing wall, like a moron, with my harpoon."

"Sepp Blatter being re-ellected"

"I told my dad about the school shooting today I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day."

"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? See you next month!"

"How do you flirt with a calligraphist? Say, ""You have pretty I's!"""

"Him: Are you perioding? Me: Are you deathwishing?"

"TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script. Oops. Wrong dub. (Real oops. Meant to type improvised)"

"fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine"

"A doctor amputated a hand on a patient and the doctor said to the patient ""on the other hand... you aren't disabled"""