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Joke of the Day
"How do you flirt with a calligraphist? Say, ""You have pretty I's!"""
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"What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !"
"Sorry if you don't like my Honesty. But to be fair I don't like your f*cking Lies"
"Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention."
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"What do you call a sassy criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"A dick has a sad life... Its hair is a mess, its family is nuts, its neighbor is an asshole, its best friend is a pussy, and its owner beats it."
"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."