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Joke of the Day
"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? See you next month!"
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"How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? Cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest"
"Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0"
"What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire? throw it on the ground and tampon it."
"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"
"If you haven't woken up from a nap covered in stickers, did you even fall asleep while watching cartoons with your preschooler."
"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact."
"Any girl who says she's not the jealous type will change her tune when another girl phones you drunk at 3am."
"What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... ...those that understand binary, and those that don't."