20472
Joke of the Day
"fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine"
Next Joke
"What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil seizure"
"BEARD PROGRESSION: 1. Clean shaven babyface. 2. Cool stubble. 3. Rugged. 4. Homeless man. 5. Psycho killer. 6. Religious nutjob. 7. Wizard."
"Catching imaginary characters ""How much time do you waste catching imaginary characters on your phone"" my father said to me as I was playing Pokemon Go. And then he left for the temple."
"My girlfriend left because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. But don't worry... I'll return."
"I'm writing this from the hospital Don't worry! The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!"
"What do you call homosexual dinosaurs? What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass."
"What book do you like the most? Woman: ""My husband's checkbook."""
"How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? ""A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"" !"
"My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I."