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Joke of the Day

"I told my dad about the school shooting today I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day."

"Why do redditors make such good fencers? They're used to dealing with ripostes."

"Turkeys are crazy. They hunch down and freeze in groups in grocery store coolers to elude hunters. Must be a safety in numbers thing."

"What is cheese's favorite music genre? R and Brie"

"How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend? With a John Deere letter."

"Pistorius.....Sounds like something Harry Potter would say to make your legs fall off."

"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"

"What do four out of five guys love to do? Gang-rape."

"Never be racist towards Native Americans. They will Sioux you."

"Wanna get rich? Buy my book, 'How to Get Stupid People on the Internet to Send You $39.95' for only $39.95."