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Joke of the Day
"Him: Are you perioding? Me: Are you deathwishing?"
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"The wedding Joke American People - I am going on a blind date. Indian People - I am going on a blind wedding."
"How many votes does it take to change a light bulb? Votes don't change shit."
"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with Toilet Paper They both go around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!"
"A guy went to the doctor complaining of constipation But the doctor concluded he was full of shit"
"Why did the concrete fail at its job? It couldn't take the shear stress"
"The night after taking office, Donald Trump's deal with the Satan has been completed, and he dies, arriving in hell... Well, one can hope, anyway."
"In case I ever get diabetes, I want to be sure that I'll be comfortable with injecting myself, so I practices by injecting sugar water."
"During the bank robbery, I was the one who heroically soiled himself & cried in order to incapacitate the robbers with laughter"
"Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other."