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Joke of the Day
"Did hipster polar bears like the North Pole... before it was cool?"
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"What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ? Where is my shovel ?"
"What is Moses's favorite beer? Busch Light."
"Really, iTunes? You need to update my calculator app? Have there been changes to basic math that I'm unaware of?"
"Why do Asians have squinty eye balls? Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright..."
"Why did they call it The Iron Curtain? They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty."
"Didja hear that Hershey's is bringing out a new LGBT candy-bar? They're callin it a Lady Bruce."
"A woman is looking in the mirror... She complains to her husband:""I'M OLD AND FAT!"" To which her husband replies: ""Your eyesight is still ok."""
"It's 4/20 and I'm not looking forward to weeding through all the bad jokes today."
"Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it."