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Joke of the Day

"Why did they call it The Iron Curtain? They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty."

"While I might feel unsure how to react, my middle finger is well versed in handling stupid people."

"Either my shirt shrunk in the wash or, a more likely reason, those four push-ups per day have made me a BEAST."

"Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !"

"""Nope. Nope. Yeah right. Nope. Close! Nah. Nope. Almost! Hahaha, you're terrible at this."" - piece of popcorn stuck between teeth."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"

"Light Yagami thought he was going to die on those stairs, but then he woke up the next day... And realized it was just a Near-Death experience."

"What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries? An eggshibitionist"

"What is E.T. short for? So he can fit on a spaceship."

"What do you call a professional violinist when they're young? A kiddie fiddler."