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Joke of the Day

"It's 4/20 and I'm not looking forward to weeding through all the bad jokes today."

"What vegetable likes to party? A turn-up"

"What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous Anonymous"

"Never date a tennis player Love means nothing to them"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *SLURP*"

"The vast majority of spider couples met on the web."

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense."

"the series finale of Game of Thrones will be the camera pulling back & revealing it was a snowglobe and the owner is watching sports instead"

"Q: What kind of flower grows on your face? A: Tulips."

"What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common? Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure."