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Joke of the Day
"It's 4/20 and I'm not looking forward to weeding through all the bad jokes today."
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"How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None. The Russians did it apparently."
"Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a parking lot."
"The Gay Magician Hey, Did you hear about the gay magician?........... He pulled a rabbit out of his ass!"
"A guaranteed way to make a hormone... Don't pay her..."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!"
"I'm on a new diet where all I eat is soup on weekdays. It's called: Miso Hungry."
"""I can't stand when people say they hate both of the presidential candidates."" --Stephen Hawking"
"Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"" ""Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."""
"Remember not to laugh at your ex wife's choices. You were one of them."