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Joke of the Day
"What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ? Where is my shovel ?"
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"""I move that we eliminate paper money altogether and use only coins!"" - a stack of change purses disguised as a US Senator"
"My wallet is like an onion Every time I look at it, I cry"
"Crossfit is the healthiest way to get rid of your friends."
"Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding"
"Chief cop: ""This might be racially motivated."" Ian: ""Hate crime?"" Chief cop: ""We all hate crime, Ian. That's why we are cops."""
"Me: Can I get you a drink? Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: Lady, I'm the bartender."
"Have you heard the one about the suicidal farmer that liked to mutilate cows? He was a danger to himself and udders. Edit: Spelling"
"Barista won't write ""Air Bud was bullshit"" on my coffee cup. We've been arguing for 20 minutes. HE'S A DOG THAT PLAYS BASKETBALL"
"Why is all the racism in America downstairs? That's where we keep them chained up."