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Joke of the Day
"Why do Asians have squinty eye balls? Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright..."
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"it's impossible to own two weiner dogs because that's a paradachshund"
"[OC] What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January? Genu[w]ine."
"Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne."
"""I'm better than you because I can fly and my body is a boat."" ~ Ducks"
"How do you power a fleshlight? With sexual batteries!"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $60 to have a garbanzo bean on my face!"
"WW3 due to Ukraine The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side. They've never won a World War yet."
"Multiple Choice Question Which of the following is a dangerous disease? A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola"
"WIFE: Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote? ME: [bleeding profusely] So... not a dog"