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Joke of the Day

"Really, iTunes? You need to update my calculator app? Have there been changes to basic math that I'm unaware of?"

"What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan."

"What do white supremacists drink at their rallies? White Powerade"

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? a pilot"

"What did Dr Dre cook for Thanksgiving? Beats."

"A new musical artist... Another blond this time. Miranda Lambert"

"If I hear another conversation about that stupid dress... I'm going to beat them until they're white and gold."

"What did the clock do after the good meal? He went back four seconds."

"Autocorrect is a great feature... but it can also be your worst enema."