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Joke of the Day

"What is Moses's favorite beer? Busch Light."

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"A girl goes into the doctors and says, 'Doctor i have a pencil stuck in my pussy i might get lead poisoning, doctor looked and said ' dont worry it has a rubber on it."
"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."
"My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, ""how did the job interview go?"" in front of everyone."
"Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat."
"Where do Siths do their shopping? At the Darth Mall"
"Golf is like life! It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you end up in a hole"
"What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day? Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day."
"The new stars wars episode has been named Episode seven: return of the lens flair"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?"