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Joke of the Day

"Scroll Scroll Scroll your phone, gently down the screen. Merilly Merrily Merrily Merrily MY GOD THAT'S OBSCENE!!!!!!!!!"

"I buy my son a hot chocolate so after he quits burning his mouth I know mine is safe to drink."

"A student brought me 20 huge homemade chocolate chip cookies today. Good thing I have self-control--I saved one for my kids. To split."

"Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're so Jovial."

"So I found this funny joke today /r/MensRights"

"I had no idea she was allergic to rat poison your honor"

"The Reddit Button has ended, I'm de-pressed Looks like I waited too long"

"Apple said they are building a new car. Apple said they are building a new car but they are having trouble installing windows."

"why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? his wife died."

"When I get naked my shower gets turned on."