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Joke of the Day
"why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? his wife died."
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"Fun Game: 1. Glue dark sunglasses to all pigeons in a park. 2. Poke stranger on the shoulder. 3. Whisper, ""I think we're being watched..."""
"What's the difference between a manly female and a feminine male? A dick, you moron."
"Why aren't Japanese optimistic? Because not every cloud has a silver lining"
"Microsoft will start making ... vacuum cleaners. It will be the only thing they make that doesn't suck."
"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."
"What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? Luters."
"Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good."
"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."
"Lactose Joke (^_^) Soy milk is actually just milk that speaks only Spanish."