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Joke of the Day
"I had no idea she was allergic to rat poison your honor"
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"Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably"
"I always leave the room when my son's imaginary friend comes to play. I've seen 'The Sixth Sense' and frankly, I'm not taking any chances."
"I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don't know if they're showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner."
"What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank? Urine over your head!"
"What did A say to B about : and D? They seem happy when they are together - :D"
"Weird, started flirting in this bar and for some reason 4 guys just killed themselves."
"Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?"
"My mom threw away all my Linkin Park CDs and kicked me out of the house. But in the end it doesn't even matter."
"What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CAT-ASTROPHE!"