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Joke of the Day

"Apple said they are building a new car. Apple said they are building a new car but they are having trouble installing windows."

"*climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world* ""When did they put a Starbucks up here?"""

"What do you call a blind person who can't find his/her glasses? Eyeronic."

"Bruce Willis: I hate when people talk during movies, I never do it Director: Yes but we're filming the movie now, do you see the difference"

"I discovered it's not a good idea to eat baklava while wearing a balaclava."

"Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."

"The first rule of relationships: You don't find out why someone was available until it's too late."

"My cell only calls gay people I think it's a homophone"

"A woman says to her husband... A woman says to her husband, ""I'm sick and tired of you pushing me around, and talking behind my back."" The husband says, ""but honey you're in a wheelchair."""

"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."