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Joke of the Day
"When I get naked my shower gets turned on."
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"What's fatter than your mom? Your mom after her next meal."
"Why did the condom fly away? It got pissed off."
"When someone asks ""You know what I think?"", I say ""Yes I do"". End of discussion."
"what do you call a sleeping dinosaur? do you think he saurus"
"I'll take two glasses of lemonade please... ...said the man. But hold the ""ades"". Waitress: So you just want two lemons? Man: No, I just don't want AIDS."
"""These orthodontic shoes are really great!"" - don't you mean *orthopedic*? ""I stand corrected."""
"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""
"Why can't Black Beard use the N-word? He always says it with a hard ""arrr."""
"Why do Irish women have small nipples? If they were any bigger their babies would get alcohol poisoning."