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Joke of the Day

"Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're so Jovial."

"Breaking news In an exclusive interview, Hitler tells our reporter that the final solution was all a big misunderstanding, he claims he said: 'I want concentrated juice'"

"Cars & sex -Hey Marc, I bet your sexlife is like your Ferrari! ""I don't have a Ferrari."" -That's what i mean."

"RT = Retweet. PR = Paraphrased tweet. MR = Mangled tweet. Please know which one you are doing and use accordingly."

"Why did the nun always wear a slip? Sheer habit."

"The clock was bored of his tick-tock... ...so he changed to a better tack-tick."

"how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog."

"Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."

"Why does little sally have a limp? SHE WENT TO JARED!"