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Joke of the Day

"The Reddit Button has ended, I'm de-pressed Looks like I waited too long"

"2012 me can't believe 2005 me actually knew 8 people I liked enough to put in a MySpace Top 8."

"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"

"Speed-dating, but it's just me going from table to table stealing fries from unsuspecting couples gazing longingly into each other's eyes"

"Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off."

"""Always a housewife, never a house,"" the shed sighs as she's installed next to a mansion. No one was ever going to call her ""home""..."

"Tons of guys wave at me when I drive my wife's car."

"Did you hear about the man who had purple paint thrown all over him? He was violeted"

"I like my coffee like my slaves Free"

"I'm into perpendicular lines. I'm a bisectual"