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Joke of the Day

"The Reddit Button has ended, I'm de-pressed Looks like I waited too long"

"An Indian walks into a hotel, and the receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"A Russian comes to the Ukrainian border. The Ukrainian border guard asks, ""Name?"" The Russian answers, ""Boris."" The border guard asks, ""Occupation?"" The Russian says, ""No, just visiting."""

"What's the fastest way to lose weight? Puking and shitting at the same time."

"My friend hates carnival, but his new girl friend makes him go anyway He's so whipped, he might as well dress up as a Saudi Arabian blogger."

"Pineapple & Semen Isn't it odd that pineapple makes semen taste good, yet semen makes pineapple taste like shit. Credit to Harris Wittels"

"What do you call deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"Why did.. Q : Why did Manchester United go to Stamford Bridge? A : Four Nothing"

"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."

"I walked past a lady in her car with convertible down. She locked the door out of fear. So I smacked her in the back of the head & ran way"