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Joke of the Day
"What did Bill say to Hillary after sex? ""I'll be home in 20 minutes."""
Next Joke
"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours."
"Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit? He got lemon aids."
"If my husband asks, we took a lit course together in college"
"Dammit Springsteen, I was born in the USA too but you don't see me making millions in monthly residuals from a 20 year old song about it."
"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""
"Is there absolutely nothing in your pocket or are you just sad to see me?"
"Q: What kind of monkey can fly? A: A hot air baboon."
"robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging"
"Hold.. Hold.. Hold.. CHARGE!!!!! -Ice at the bottom of a glass"