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Joke of the Day
"Hold.. Hold.. Hold.. CHARGE!!!!! -Ice at the bottom of a glass"
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"What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth? Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace."
"So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what."
"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees...... Celsius."
"Me: You'll always be my girl. Daughter: Even if I break stuff? Me: Depends on which stuff."
"Confusing prank: Obtain a grizzly bear, name it Love then call 911 and say that Love is tearing you apart"