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Joke of the Day

"Q: What kind of monkey can fly? A: A hot air baboon."

"Took my guitar to an open mic night at a bar. Yea, it sucked cuz they made me play one less chord. Guess one of 'em was a minor."

"Fat girl on a table I went to bar , and there was a fat girl dancing on the tables "" nice legs"" I said "" you think so?"" She replied "" Sure,most tables would have collapsed by now!"""

"If my ""check engine"" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it."

"Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this."

"Why were all the numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? ""You're going to have to be a little patient"""

"We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers"

"Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me."

"How do you make a good pun? You use a great PUNchline."