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Joke of the Day
"Is there absolutely nothing in your pocket or are you just sad to see me?"
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"German restaurant joke.... I went to a German restaurant and ordered an omelette....I just got a plate with two dots on it....."
"Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road? She wasn't buckled in."
"You know what the doctor told the midget? You'll have to be a little patient."
"Thank you for clarifying that you'd bite me with your teeth, my mind was running wild with all the possible things you could bite me with."
"me: wow a pegasus flying horse: actually Pegasus was just one horse we all have different names me: oh whats yours flying horse: Pegasus 2"
"You know, they said it would take a few years for my medical practice to get off the ground... But I just don't have the patients."
"College hot dogs What do uou call a hot dog in college? A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha"
"Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook from my friend, Craig Facebook"
"You know you're in your 30's and single when you automatically look for wedding rings even while watching porn."