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Joke of the Day
"My wife left me *sobs uncontrollably*"
Next Joke
"One I just made up. Did you hear about the dyslexic mafia? They all pay homage to the Dog Farther"
"Wanna hear something fucked up? When you find your dads wedding ring in your sister..."
"What's purple and sequels? A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals"
"I saw a girl texting and driving earlier today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled my window down and threw my beer at her."
"An ex girlfriend is like a box of chocolates... ...they'll both kill your dog"
"What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!"
"What do you call a migrant in space? illegal alien"
"Take pride in what you're into, if thats exponents, well... More power to ya!"
"Why does math class teach kids about Japan, Germany, and Italy? Because they learn about the x-axis."