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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Nicky Minaj was admitted to hospital? She had a massive anus rhythm."
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"You know what's the only difference between Martin Luther King day and St. Patrick's day? Everybody wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's day."
"How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb? Light? What's that?"
"A CW told me for the 50th time that her baby learned how to walk so I told her""if you really wanna impress me lmk when it learns how to fly"""
"Ms Piggy... http://imgur.com/BtVKY"
"So i was sitting on the toilet today... Nah it's a shit joke, nevermind"
"What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong? [It's bigger on the inside](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"
"How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? You will find out when the light comes on."
"it's party time let's dance !"
"When's the best time to procrastinate? Later."