27283

Joke of the Day

"How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? You will find out when the light comes on."

"Pedophile Jokes? I got 3: If they can cross the street they can take the meat. If they can pee they're old enough for me. I'm like a game boy, kids turn me on. You guys got any others?"

"Customer told me this yesterday... First comes the engagement ring...followed by the marriage ring...but no one ever told me what came after that. The suffering."

"Our country's going to shit and I will not stand for it... ...so I sat down"

"Donald Trump is still running for president because it is the only race he hasn't offended yet."

"A family walks into a hotel... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck!"""

"[tv ad] Hey folks, this is Don Key! Come on down to Key's Automotive for.. uh- [camera still rolling] holy shit .. donkey. my name is donkey"

"My wife likes to quote Soundgarden during sex. ""Won't you come"""

"Did you see the score to the Ethiopia vs Egypt soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't"

"Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos."