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Joke of the Day
"Ms Piggy... http://imgur.com/BtVKY"
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"Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I'll give it a shot."
"Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic. Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid."
"These Valtrex commercials are confusing... Are herpes a pre-requisite for kayaking and rock climbing?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !"
"Jokes about abusive parents... ...just hit too close to home."
"What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress? Me"
"How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike? Neither of them are ever right."
"Me: Both of our hamsters died and we just can't part with them Taxidermist: Would you like them mounted? Me: Um no, just holding hands"
"They say video games make u violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage"