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Joke of the Day
"When's the best time to procrastinate? Later."
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"What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor? Peruve it!"
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"I bet ninjas have the worst gas... ...because they're silent but deadly."
"Trainer: ""ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?"" Me: ""tanning bed"""
"If Sean Lock was a Hollywood actor... ... He'd be Robert Frowny Jr. - Jimmy Carr"
"Well, America actually did it It Trumped Brexit."
"My boss called in sick of me"
"Every time Larry picked up his colleagues in NJ and drove them to NYC, his wrists started hurting. He was diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome."