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Joke of the Day
"Playing guitar is a sin... ...after all, Jesus told his disciples to ""fret not."""
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"They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one."
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. But what happens when a Foghorn blows? I say-I say, you get cum in your mouth"
"Woah! I can move stuff with my mind. Like, my legs."
"wonder if ppl who watch the show Finding Bigfoot are aware that every episode they watch will end with them not finding Bigfoot..."
"What's green and smells like pig shit? Kermit's finger."
"What letter has to wait in line the longest? Q"
"Why did a hungry African man crossed the road? To get the aids."
"What kind of olives do I like? Olive them"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis."