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Joke of the Day

"What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong? [It's bigger on the inside](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt."

"Synonym is an antonym for antonym, but antonym is not a synonym for synonym. And I'm not even high or anything."

"People who don't understand what I'm trying to say are anti-semantics."

"Meth addicts gets all their drug money from the tooth fairy."

"What is the densest metal on Earth? Donald Trump."

"What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies? A frothel"

"What has seven arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus? One tooth"

"I'm thinking about opening a sports themed strip club. Gonna call it The Press Box."