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Joke of the Day

"You know what's the only difference between Martin Luther King day and St. Patrick's day? Everybody wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's day."

"I might not be the ""best"" father in the world, but I'm also bad with money & know how to beat a polygraph."

"Who will stop Donald Trump? The First Amendment people."

"What do you call a skeptical horse? A neigh-sayer. Sorry"

"Islamic sex dolls... blow themselves up."

"I let my son go on ebay earlier today When I told my wife she slapped me and called the police."

"The worst feeling ever is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are alcohol."

"I don't know why I have to jog with you, you're the fat one. ~Dogs"

"How do NASA organize a party? They planet"

"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"