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Joke of the Day

"You know what's the only difference between Martin Luther King day and St. Patrick's day? Everybody wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's day."

"Man goes to the doctor because he believes he might have hemorrhoids He did and it was rather uncomfortable"

"Any bar is a karaoke bar if you're drunk enough."

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it would have been a fowl proceeding."

"What elephant and a canary and in common? They both can't ride bicycles."

"What do Africans want to be for Halloween? Not infected."

"It sucks when you get to work early but then shit for so long that your boss thinks you came in late. I need a ""I'm Here But Shitting"" sign."

"I love my women like I love my Ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws"

"According to Einstein, ""Everything is relative."" Sort of like the marriages in Alabama."

"It's a joke, not a dick don't take it so hard"