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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm working on it."
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"Modern art is easy to understand If you left poop at the door, rang the bell, and ran away - it's installation. If you rang the bell and then deposited the poop- it's performance."
"What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work."
"What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments? 2:39"
"I have an invisible friend. I haven't seen him for some time now."
"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now"
"Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting? Because he's always fighting pirates XD"
"What's hard, white, and 10 inches? Nothing."
"Why are camouflage jokes always great? Because you never see them coming."
"What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop."