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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm working on it."
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"What did the male Dragonborn say to the female dragon? GO - VAH - KYUUM!!!"
"Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money for a lentil on my chest. ( credit to the guy who told this on tv Fri night )"
"Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot"
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bales"
"""DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!"" he screamed at his phone. Everyone else on the train hugged their phones a bit closer."
"Dear un-followers, I feel sorry for you... Your timeline will no longer be sexy. Sincerely, me"
"Why was the lions stomach enormous? Because he finally swallowed his pride"
"What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot? Normal"