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Joke of the Day
"What did the male Dragonborn say to the female dragon? GO - VAH - KYUUM!!!"
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"What's 10 foot long and stinks of piss? Old folk doing the conga."
"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."
"Do you know how old I am? I'm so old that I was around when the Dead Sea was just sick. (Told to me by my grandfather)"
"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."
"Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory? He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, ""Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."""
"I'd make jokes about midgets, but that would be little of me."
"Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I'm not sure who to believe..."
"How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)"
"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife..."