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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bales"
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"Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats."
"I told my girlfriend I wanted to try the orca in bed tonoght. I wanted to see how long I can last Tilikum."
"Your mama's so fat she faces an increased risk of heart disease and type II diabetes."
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors."
"DOCTOR: Push again, the baby is- MOTHER: IS SOMETHING WRONG? DOCTOR: [holding phone] No, I just caught a Jigglypuff up in there."
"I told my parents to put their Euros in my UK bank account, just in case. It didn't work."
"FYI: You can't make rose by running red wine through a Brita filter."
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaant, dead ant"
"If I say something, in the middle of a forest...with no women around to hear me... ...am I still wrong? [credit](http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=90423#10)"