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Joke of the Day
"Dear un-followers, I feel sorry for you... Your timeline will no longer be sexy. Sincerely, me"
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"A man goes to a zoo but the only animal there is a dog. It's a Shitzu."
"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"Why is it difficult to find the clitoris? Because you have to go through a labiarinth."
"What did the bullied microchip say? PIC on someone your own size!"
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"Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!"