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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money for a lentil on my chest. ( credit to the guy who told this on tv Fri night )"

"Really?? EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting? Seems kind of implausible..."

"What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times? A dell"

"How do you know you're not a racist? Only if you have four black tires and a color TV"

"What is Medusa's favorite cheese? Gorgonzola."

"Good friends are hard to find. Especially if they stabbed me in the back. In fact you won't find them officer. Stop looking"

"Wearing shades inside makes me look cool, right? *Trips over the cat*"

"How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far so good."

"I went to the zoo to see some wild animals, however they had only one animal It was a shitzu."

"""Clue"" is a board game about people trapped in a house and one of them is a homicidal maniac who has just killed. Ages 8 and up."