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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lions stomach enormous? Because he finally swallowed his pride"
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"A joke about the mods [removed]"
"I bought a pig for $100 and named him Moo-Ham-Head, I then sold him for $150. Does that make him a profit?"
"Man dies after body rejects sleeveless Metallica shirt because he didn't have a barbed wire tattoo."
"If I pour superglue into a non-stick frying pan, somebody is going to be wrong, right?"
"This entire pizza told me thigh gaps are for queers."
"What would you call a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback? The 45 cent show"
"Women are super awesome at remembering insults but we have the memory of a goldfish with compliments and need them repeated continually."
"I skipped 9 puns and killed the last one... That's a pun in ten dead."
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall Dam"