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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about Melania Trump? Yeah sorry. You've probably heard it before."
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"The Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women than most men."
"I grew up on cartoon violence So naturally, when I fight, it's a giant dust ball with stars and exclamation points flying about"
"Don't get me wrong, you are hot as hell, I am just too lazy to stalk right now."
"People say Tinder users are perverts... ...but I think it's fantastic! I met my girlfriend of 18 months on there. I've been seeing her for a couple of weeks now and it's going great."
"My girlfriend reminds me of Chernobyl... There's nuclear fallout when she over-reacts!"
"A blind man walks into a fish market and says..... ""Hello, ladies."""
"What does a dog do that a man steps in? Pants"
"A woman ran out of toothpicks... Woman: Nanny! Why do we always ran out of toothpicks? Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using."
"I don't mind going to work. It's that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me."