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Joke of the Day
"I don't mind going to work. It's that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me."
Next Joke
"Been having a problem with diarrhea & its unbearable The doc said lemons will help I said I know but as soon as I take 1 out it starts again"
"Frog Joke. What do you call a temple-running frog? Amphibiana Jones."
"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
"Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range. In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'"
"Knock knock?? Who's there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??"
"Live for what tomorrow has to offer, not what yesterday has taken away."
"Dreamers dream. Livers detoxify."
"What do you call a ban-worthy girl A banshee"
"A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."