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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend reminds me of Chernobyl... There's nuclear fallout when she over-reacts!"
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"Lionel Ritchie says 'Hello', by the way."
"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's Force fed"
"Eunuchs have been historically given influence or wealth as part of their compensation package."
"A 25 year old just told me she's gonna rock my world. I'm 47 so I assume she's gonna show me where to buy comfortable shoes & soft licorice"
"MEDIC: ""Put pressure on the wound!"" ME: ""Hey, wound! All the cool kids are drinking and you should too!"""
"Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China"
"I bought my mom a fridge for her birthday present You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!"
"What do black people get on their math test? (Warning offensive!) Chicken grease."
"No control I have no control. There is no escape. I don't even have a home. I think I should get a knew keyboard."