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Joke of the Day

"Don't get me wrong, you are hot as hell, I am just too lazy to stalk right now."

"A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified... He demands, ""Are you suggesting women are primitives?"""

"You're not a mistake. Mistakes can be fixed. You're hopeless."

"It's a bit drizzy out there... Expect a li'l wayne"

"I get erections are funerals. Guess you could say I have mourning wood."

"A butcher backed into a meat grinder... He got a little behind in his work."

"I like my politicians like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."

"What's gray and can't fly? A parking lot."

"This Slow Jaywalker Thinks The Driver Of The Oncoming Car Values Human Life More Than Proving A Point, What Happens Next Will Surprise Him!"

"""Your keys are over THERE."" - Wow. You have eagle eyes! ""Yup. My vision is 20/20."" - No. I mean they're small, beady & kinda close together."