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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a fish market and says..... ""Hello, ladies."""
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"What two planets should we keep clean? Earth and Uranus."
"I used to hate my tumor But it grew on me."
"Another MBA joke. funny! By the time you finish your MBA, you have most probably got one of these: new house, new job, new car or a new partner (Copied from Twitter @ManasBhardwaj)"
"[australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird"
"What is a Jamaican's favorite video game? Smoke-a-mon"
"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her."
"A Jedi Knight was singing Livin' On A Prayer. It was Obi Wan Bon Jovi"
"Hey, I'm human. If you cut me do I not bleed? If you cut me a slice of pizza do I not eat?"
"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer."